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"The Top 5 things, and one for good measure"

Top 6 Things to do on a date...

6.) Picnics are always good.
5.)
Movies...as long as you can get the general jist of the movie's plot.
4.) Cuddling...ahhhhh
3.)
Play fighting...she has to win though - sometimes.
2.)
Dancing in the living room
1.)
I like the Kisses.

 

Top 6 Reasons not to be a guy...

6.) No money + No car = No girl = No dates = No food...gone to the cafeteria.
5.)
"Do I look fat? No, honestly...do you think I look fat?"
4.) Adventures in dating - (Does she like me, or is she upset with me? I can't tell!)
3.)
Baby-birthin'
2.)
.oO(Hmm...the face looks good, what about the rest?) "Oh, yeah, hun...I'm, listening."
1.)
The Period

 

Top 6 Reasons to be a guy...

6.) The toys
5.)
She makes you feel needed - ("Can you come do this for me? )
4.) Adventures in dating - (Does she like me, or is she upset with me? I can't tell!)
3.)
Baby-makin'
2.)
Not a slut, but a playa'
1.)
No Period

 

Top 6 Reasons not to be a girl...

6.) Shopping addiction.
5.)
Shoes...can you get enough?
4.)
The "Lesser sex?" .oO(Yeah, I'll show you less sex.)
3.)
Baby-Birthin'
2.)
Guys can't seem to find our eyes.
1.)
The Period

 

Top 6 Reasons to be a girl...

6.) Fun to be the Damsel in distress.
5.)
Silent communication...
4.)
Free Meals!
3.)
Baby-Makin'
2.)
It's fun to mess with a guy's mind.
1.)
The "look."

 

Top 6 Reasons girls like me...

6.) I can be sweet?
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***I have no idea why some girls like me. Anything I say could be misconstrued as egotistical, I digress from commenting.

 

Top 6 Reasons to send me $1...

6.) I'm poor, white, and single.
5.)
Do you know where that dollar has been? Get rid of all your money!
4.)
10-10-220, all calls up to 20 minutes, just $0.99...I'll call you.
3.)
You don't need it, it's just a dollar.
2.)
I won't spend it all in one place.
1.)
Immediate happiness, garaunteed.

 

Top 6 Things you can/can't do with your friends...

6.) You can sell things to them, but you can't sell them for things.
5.)
You can get down with them, but you can't lay down with them.
4.)
You can have them over for dinner, but you can't have them for dinner.
3.)
You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose .
2.)
You can shoot the breeze with them, but you can't shoot them into the breeze.
1.)
You can drive over to their house, but you can't drive over their house.

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Top 6 Reasons to work at Walmart...

6.) Low Prices Everyday...but low paychecks every week.
5.) See your friends, and get paid for it.
4.) it's the only time when you can ride on carts, and not look foolish.
3.) It's good business if you're a college Resident Assistant...lots of curfew busts.
2.) If you can't get it at Walmart, you don't need it.
1.) Where else are you going to find milk, batteries, and underwear?

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