How many
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BinaryAngel
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How many

by BinaryAngel » 07 Jan 2008, 12:48

licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I think I counted once and it was 312. But I want to be sure. Can you tell me?
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Re: How many

by Neo » 09 Jan 2008, 13:08

I counted once, and I think I got there in 86...but that was a long time ago.

To get the proper count, you'd need to build a tongue-licking apparatus, and a mechanized up-and-down action that removed the built-up sugar from the tongue upon the completion of the lick. (Mythbusters' Style!)
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Re: How many

by vimmington » 09 Jan 2008, 13:16

i've never liked that question. you cant lick a tootsie-pop, you have to suck on it to get the full flavor which usually ends up cutting the roof of your mouth. Anyone with the patients to lick it, even suck on it, untill you reach the middle obviously doesn't appreciate candy. Although it does show dedication.
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Re: How many

by Agent Smith » 19 Sep 2008, 09:03

i prefer to bite ;)
I'd stab a fo' for less!

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Re: How many

by Bcjammer » 19 Sep 2008, 09:40

wow...soooo many jokes...sooooo little time
SOW what?
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