The Pub
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Erotic Vanilla
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The Pub

by Erotic Vanilla » 29 Mar 2015, 17:22

*walks into the bar*

holy smurf-poo, I wonder if I am supposed to even be here. everything has changed. it's like walking into Kevin Flynn's TRON: Legacy house, all white and smooth and updated.
hopefully it's ok to start this thread again. i found it in the Attic forum.

*walks up to the counter*
i'll take a whiskey sour...

oh, i'm the only one here. i guess i'll just goof off until the bartender shows up.

:goofoff:
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Re: The Pub

by Vanyl » 14 Apr 2015, 12:22

*sits at the bar*
Is there even a bartender hired yet? Neo needs to get on that. You can't attract clientele without sufficient staffing.

*walks behind the bar and grabs the Crème de Cacao and Frangelico*
Fine, guess I'll make my own drinks.

*leaves a few Whiskey Sours for Erotic Vanilla*
Stock up now, it might be a long wait.
The deeper darker me ever grows,
Until the light burns it apart,
Leaving behind my scorched and naked heart.

"Those who submit are not always weak" - Hyacinth

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Re: The Pub

by Neo » 14 Apr 2015, 13:43

*walks out from the back room*

What's all this commotion here? And who let Erotic Vanilla in before it opened?

You're right, Vanyl, we do need a bartender. I can mix a couple drinks - I've got my handy 101 Drink Recipes booklet.

*pours a shot of Salted Caramel Whiskey*

There's one recipe...my favorite. :D
"Because I choose to."
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Re: The Pub

by Vanyl » 14 Apr 2015, 13:51

I'd offer but I pour heavy so you'd be out of booze in no time... that and well I don't mop so someone would have to clean up after everyone else.

Clearly, we must get you onto Cripsy Crunch shots. :D
The deeper darker me ever grows,
Until the light burns it apart,
Leaving behind my scorched and naked heart.

"Those who submit are not always weak" - Hyacinth

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Re: The Pub

by Neo » 14 Apr 2015, 14:01

Oh, do tell...Crispy Crunch?

*touches the side of his head*

"OK Glass, Google, Crispy Crunch..."

...this doesn't look like alcohol.
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Re: The Pub

by Vanyl » 14 Apr 2015, 14:05

LOL no silly, the shot not the chocolate bar (I hate chocolate).

There's a few variants but the easiest is 50/50 Frangelico and Crème de Cacao. Scale to the size of shot you're making.
The deeper darker me ever grows,
Until the light burns it apart,
Leaving behind my scorched and naked heart.

"Those who submit are not always weak" - Hyacinth

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Re: The Pub

by Neo » 14 Apr 2015, 14:23

OH I found it...
Crispy Crunch drink wrote:1 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 oz Metaxa Brandy
1 oz creme de cacao
1 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
ice
Well, scale it to a 12 oz glass. I don't actually take shots, I drink a glass of it.

I've come a long way from Arbor Mist. Now it's 80proof+ or nothing...and preferably flavored Moonshine or Vodka.

...I know I put some Cheese Sticks around here somewhere....
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Re: The Pub

by Vanyl » 14 Apr 2015, 22:23

I'm pretty sure those will be stale now.

I like making the less ingredient version. Easier on the wallet. So I take it body shots are a no-no then?
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Until the light burns it apart,
Leaving behind my scorched and naked heart.

"Those who submit are not always weak" - Hyacinth

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Re: The Pub

by DMoney » 14 Apr 2015, 22:29

*sneaks in*

This place is still here??? Someone get me a g33k b33r!!
-D$
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Re: The Pub

by Neo » 14 Apr 2015, 22:34

*becomes the embodiment of disappointment at the cheese sticks*

Body shots are required. We don't have any glasses.

*whips around to hear a familiar voice*

Who's that? Divine David? You're "DMoney19" now? You should probably reintroduce yourself and explain this craziness
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Re: The Pub

by Vanyl » 14 Apr 2015, 22:41

I volunteer as tribute... I meant body glasses.... or whatever. Never was one to pass up fun drinking times!

Welcome to the party, DD! I'd get you a g33k b33r but I'm not sure I've heard of it. Have a Jagerbomb instead

*slides a Jagerbomb to DD*

How did I do that without glasses?
The deeper darker me ever grows,
Until the light burns it apart,
Leaving behind my scorched and naked heart.

"Those who submit are not always weak" - Hyacinth

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Re: The Pub

by Neo » 14 Apr 2015, 23:01

g33k b33r is actually a BAWLS Root Beer. They come in their own glasses - but that doesn't stop anyone from pouring it all over themselves.
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Re: The Pub

by Vanyl » 14 Apr 2015, 23:31

Wow, I remember y'all talking about those waaaaaaay back in the day. I'll hold off on pouring that on myself for now. It sounds sticky. Speaking of...

*snaps her fingers to materialize a cotton candy machine*
If I'm going to get sticky, it better be tasty. Anyone want one?
The deeper darker me ever grows,
Until the light burns it apart,
Leaving behind my scorched and naked heart.

"Those who submit are not always weak" - Hyacinth

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Re: The Pub

by DMoney » 15 Apr 2015, 00:03

Bawls is still the best energy drink hands down, but yes it probably would be a little sticky if poured on you. :lol:
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Re: The Pub

by Vanyl » 15 Apr 2015, 07:48

I have no problem being sticky, I just don't like caffeine drinks. The smell of them makes me ill so I'd rather be sticky from something I'll at least eat. :D

*continues to nibble her cotton candy while pouring another crispy crunch shot*

Neo, where did you put the radio? I want to dance but I can't find anything in this clutter!
The deeper darker me ever grows,
Until the light burns it apart,
Leaving behind my scorched and naked heart.

"Those who submit are not always weak" - Hyacinth

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