UraniumPoppySeed knows what I'm talking about so talking to a computer dummy how exactly do I do what Agent Smith just said???

yeah i know if i want to change that thing above my avatar i have to post my butt off...thanks for reminding me yet again....

Hey Neo, Well yeah I'm no longer a Newbie I can tell..now I've finally lost my forum virginity......Can I be Newbie? or somethin else or will i have to yet earn such a position....oh well Going to my real question how do I get a banner to appear in my signiture? I've already tried but for some reaso...

you know when you post something and under your name it says something is there any way to change Newbie on mine ...yes i am new and all but cant it just be known and not written ? I'd change it if i knew how but since i dont ......
Plus i want to write something spiffy under my name...